“I know the Mexicans are supposed to have some Mayan blood, but they all look more like Don Quixote than Pocahontas to me. I’ve had enough of these Spanish people pretending to be Indians. It’s identity theft, basically. We may have pulled a lot of crap on the Indians, but at least we
never pretended to be Indians. We took Canada and America, they took every frigging thing else. We don’t claim not to be white people anymore, but they’re pretending to be Latinos. Latinos? They’re frigging Spanish people. Stop pretending to be Latinos! Now they’re demanding we give them Arizona and New Mexico back. Back? They belong in freaking Barcelona. It’s like you and I rob a house together and then I see you with half the loot and say, ‘give me my stuff back.’
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