Bourbon Billy

Pastor Droll


Pastor Droll always handed attractive unmarried, and sometimes not-so-unmarried, young women his business card which read, ‘For weddings, funerals, baptisms, mutual funds, IRAs & life insurance - call Pastor Droll”. His previous card which read ‘Let a Pastor “Droll-over” your retirement account for “heavenly” returns’ had been rejected by his broker/dealer’s compliance department.